SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
id do the same tbh
*shits my pants* its a metaphor
Ok but no there was someone on campus about to light a cigarette but he was fumbling in his pockets for the light so the cigarette was just sitting there in his mouth and I whispered “it’s a metaphor” and almost lost my shit
Map of European leaders.
this is highly disturbing
I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.
So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.
Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear
"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb