SPOOKY RIGHT ANGLES!!
guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
karasu87:

Black Widow and Molotov Cocktease by Ben Templesmith

karasu87:

Black Widow and Molotov Cocktease by Ben Templesmith

PSA

hitmonchu:

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fred wears a little collared shirt and necktie underneath his armor

you’re welcome

Nas - The World is Yours
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3rdspeak:

Nas - The World is Yours

Scientist: As you know, my omega ray creates powerful beams that--
Protagonist: You KNOW that I know. Why explain it?
dutchster:
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georgiaokweeffe:

Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you

wecansexy:

*hears really loud cicadas*

what is this some nge bullshit

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

The Pillows - Ride on Shooting Star
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fungii:

fungii:

holy shit

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

jaredsmonologue:

If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself