SPOOKY RIGHT ANGLES!!

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

image

Did you look under the tray?

image

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

image

image

heichou-relatable:

id do the same tbhimage

religiousmom:

*shits my pants* its a metaphor

terramythos:

Ok but no there was someone on campus about to light a cigarette but he was fumbling in his pockets for the light so the cigarette was just sitting there in his mouth and I whispered “it’s a metaphor” and almost lost my shit

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

image

I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

Spirited Away | Rain

ireleavea:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

kingcheddarxvii:

*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

eren jaeger: *puts thumb in mouth*
eren jaeger: see, it's a metaphor
eren jaeger: you put the titan trigger in between your teeth but you dont give it the power to do the titan thing

eva-420:

pawneeparksandrecreation:

A live action Pokémon movie where Danny DeVito plays Meowth 

like not in a costume or anything but nobody acknowledges it